... you start getting paranoid about strangers walking down the street that they may see you
... you realize that it is already 6 am
... you get hungry IRL when your character gets hungry
... you don't buy toilet paper at stores because you think its useless
... someone starts playing music and you think its someone trolling you though direct channel.
... you never buy mnt. dew
... have more canned food and soda then un-canned and water
... get a cut and hurry to bandage it before you bleed out
... don't jump off the last step of stairs worrying that you will break your legs.
... you go and buy a makarov IRL
... you go camping you look around in other people's tents looking for loot
... your diet only consists of beans and coke

a bunch of good ones ^

Was watching the walking dead last night and kept wondering why they didn't just squat in a pine tree to hide.

Wenn you see shipping containers IRL and ask you whoms base it is...

I've pretty much done this, there's some shipping containers at my work and whenever I walk past the single height green one a part of me wants to try and toolbox it.

When you visit the coast with family and log onto zerosurvival.net because you left your computer at home and having Dayz withdrawals.

Literally.

When u sit at work and install ts3 to listen to your friends playing!
(doin it right now)

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"Der der nichts erwartet, wird auch nicht enttäuscht werden"

When you start texting squad mates to figure out whether to start playing...

...when you sync your bowel movements with server restarts...

...........when you try to access equipment using "G" in any other game

...and blow yourself and your squadmates up with a grenade instead.

... when you drive through the industrial area of vienna and think "damn this would be nice for camping XD"
You know you play on zerosurvival to much when...
you then think "to bad Seaweed disabled third person while prone"

appart from that i must say every other building in rumania looks like its streight out of dayz..

...when you don't like your easy-to-spot white car anymore.
...when you go climbing and wonder how many items fit into your backpack.
...when you do miss the 3rd person view in a real car and forgot how to use the mirrors.
...when you add your clan-tag to your name in a printed form.
...when you drive to work on the less popular streets to avoid contact.
...when you try to mute your colleagues in work or tell them not to talk in side channel.

...when you always carry some painkillers with you IRL.
...when your girlfrind tells you to stop scanning the garden every 5 minutes.
...when your friends don't know your real name.
...when you leave the supermarket without paying.
...when you try to avoid fire stations IRL.
...when you receive a friend request on facebook and ask for the persons humanity.
...when you are happy to find a bike leaning on a tree and wonder why someone would hide it there.

And my personal favorite:
You know you play too much DayZ when you always head north.