[Chernarus]
West Kamenka

//23:40
Omen is spotted flying a plane. He lands in the fields and engages Zom-B in light conversation. No shots are fired towards either player.




//00:24
We group up, armed to the teeth with hatchets and machetes and make our way to Elektro. Putting out a decoy lure message along the way, hoping to pull in some vehicles.




//01:24
None other than Omen arrives in his flying death machine from the sky and sets down on the outskirts of Elektro. He exits and leaves the plane unattended..




//01:56
Flabbergash makes the move, hops into the pilot's seat and flies away! Plane stolen! Jimmies rustled! The mission is almost a success until..




//02:11
Flabber slams into the ground and explodes after sliding along on his nose, a misjudged attempt at a landing and ejection. His heroic deed is by no means overlooked, and he is treated to a soldier's burial.

R.I.P. Flabbergash
"You died a hero, striking a significant blow to the deadly, vehicular arsenal of the tyrant Omen."

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The day was a success, the mourning of Flabbergash has now passed.

We are looking on wards to the next set of theft!

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B.U.M. Chief of Bad Encounters

almost like a comic book!


and wait, u didnt report the kills we made! boooooo

I think he just "forgot" to mention the fact several of them died multiple times trying to kill you guys before settling on simply stealing the plane.

Hey, a couple of you guys died too, let's not leave that one out

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Haha something like that.

We headed in with melee weapons and threw out the decoy message as a "let's see if anything happens lol" When the plane turned up we crapped it and grabbed any guns we could find in the warehouses. We took a bunch of shots at the plane assuming it took damage like some other vehicles, apparently that isn't the case though so that was a waste of the limited ammo as we didn't hit the pilot.

We sort of split up after the plane disappeared as we figured you had seen there was no "truck full of guns" and gone back to base. About 5 minutes later Flabbergash then realised he was being followed but continued moving as if unawares because he had a melee equipped and didn't stand a chance. Eventually he decided to pull out whatever gun he grabbed and peppered the following player in a construction site, still unarmed Zom-B had caught up with Gash and then the two of them got shot to pieces by I think Zilvervis hiding on the roof looking through the ladder hole. Me and Chung managed to get into that room where all the carnage had happened soon after without getting shot and I managed to get myself a weapon. We sat waiting as Zilvervis trash talked us but we didn't say a thing as we weren't sure if he knew how many of us were downstairs. After about a five minute stand-off, I ran out of the building hoping that Zilv would see me and assume he could use the ladder down but the bait wasn't taken. I climbed up a nearby crane to see if I could hit the roof before he saw me but to my dismay there was a room to keep Zilvervis safe. At one point I saw him pop out and I hit him a couple of times with my new gun, didn't finish him off though before he ran back in so we figured we would just make like trees and get the fuck out of there.

On my way down the retarded crane ladder system, I'm assuming Omen spotted me from a mile away on a hill and tagged me with his sniper, he certainly made sure I didn't get a second chance. I was laid out dead half way down the crane and FlabberGash exclaims over Skype that he's managed to make it back to Elektro still with his spawn loudout and he can see the plane.

And the rest is history.

On a separate note I managed to kill a bandit yesterday with a machete. Mufafa had Newly spawned Zom-B held hostage before he had managed to get himself a weapon. I'd picked up a machete on the way to the northern fire station above Elektro and after hearing shots and heading toward them I realise I was in the cover of bushes and only about 20 metres from the hostage situation. Zom-B sat down and engaged Mufafa with light conversation as I snuck up behind him and hacked him to death.

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think we flew over as you were hacking him up we attempted to help olo out but I think we killed more of them than we saved....

I was going to, when I realised that the whole process took several hours when it only felt like 20 minutes haha. We took plenty of casualties before Flabber felt the inspiration to rob that plane!


I thought it'd be funnier this way. I was right. :V


That's true! It all started kicking off around the power plant for about an hour or so. I ended up driving a blue van into a rusty wheel and blowing it up. Mental.

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Quick question about humanity an whatnot. I took a loss to my humanity when I killed Seaweed even with his large humanity deficit. Is this just because he has a custom skin or something? Or can I just not kill admins without a humanity loss?

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its more that you can't kill at all without losing humanity, though you don't lost much for killing a bandit

We shot SchlongMcDong (best name) the other day and let him bleed to death.

Didn't take a humanity loss from that one.

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I didn't get a humanity loss from Mufafa either and I'm fairly sure he didn't bleed out.

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I know sometimes the server misses deaths, I had been under the impression bandit kills shouldn't lose you humanity though. Will double check the code next time I look at it.

Bump!

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