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You know you play too much DayZ when....

 Post subject: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:52 am 


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You know you play too much DayZ when....


You name your first born son "Cherno" and your daughter "Polana".

You go back and play BF3 and get social anxiety from having too many teammates.

(some good ones I remember that were posted)

When you need to park your car, and you look for 2 pine trees close together.

You walk or drive passed the hill by your city and instinctively think about asshole bandit snipers.


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:55 am 
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Posts: 158

IGN: Deathdude
Current Life: 0.1 hrs
Time Alive: 96.0 hrs
Humanity: 2,500
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 14
Bandit Kills: 7
Deaths: 26
Zombies Killed: 2,053

I'm not a bandit!
while playing other games you constantly try pressing alt to look over your shoulder (i do this all the damn time)


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:53 pm 
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Posts: 14

IGN: Sharpy
Current Life: 0.7 hrs
Time Alive: 64.4 hrs
Humanity: 5,327
Rank: Hero

Murders: 0
Bandit Kills: 1
Deaths: 4
Zombies Killed: 500

I'm a hero!
... You won't leave the house without a can of beans.
...You're afraid to crawl through doors in fear of breaking your legs.
... You somehow mange to fit several car tires in a small backpack.
... You make your own ghillie suit.
... You are arrested for killing and gutting your neighbors cattle.
... You wear a bandit skin IRL.
... You manage to pitch a tent inside a tree.


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:36 pm 
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Posts: 31

IGN: ext1nct
Current Life: 0.6 hrs
Time Alive: 51.2 hrs
Humanity: 2,725
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 1
Bandit Kills: 0
Deaths: 37
Zombies Killed: 549

I'm not a bandit!
You drive through town and realise you are looking at buildings to see wether they have an open door.
You see smoke from a fire in the distance and your first thoughts are "Crash site !".


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:42 pm 
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Posts: 1840

IGN: Seaweed
Current Life: 11.8 hrs
Time Alive: 1242.5 hrs
Humanity: -193,116
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 162
Bandit Kills: 69
Deaths: 122
Zombies Killed: 7,911

I'm a bandit!
Any time you are outside and need to jump over something you do a frontflip


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:09 pm 
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Posts: 41

IGN: MrSiViF
Current Life: 1.3 hrs
Time Alive: 123.9 hrs
Humanity: 2,650
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 17
Bandit Kills: 9
Deaths: 43
Zombies Killed: 1,092

I'm not a bandit!
You t-bag a dead body IRL.


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:09 pm 
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IGN: Lt. Shan Drew
Current Life: 3.1 hrs
Time Alive: 53.5 hrs
Humanity: 2,500
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 0
Bandit Kills: 0
Deaths: 11
Zombies Killed: 269

I'm not a bandit!
When someone startles you IRL and you yell "friendly!"


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:42 pm 
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IGN: MrZilvervis
Current Life: 0.1 hrs
Time Alive: 500.3 hrs
Humanity: -549,378
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 249
Bandit Kills: 170
Deaths: 259
Zombies Killed: 2,942

I'm a bandit!
You press your TS press to talk button everytime someone talks to you IRL while on a pc


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:48 pm 
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Posts: 1840

IGN: Seaweed
Current Life: 11.8 hrs
Time Alive: 1242.5 hrs
Humanity: -193,116
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 162
Bandit Kills: 69
Deaths: 122
Zombies Killed: 7,911

I'm a bandit!
Mrzilvervis wrote:
You press your TS press to talk button everytime someone talks to you IRL while on a pc


:lol: I do this a lot


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:14 pm 
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Posts: 89

IGN: limbless_torso
Current Life: 0.0 hrs
Time Alive: 138.7 hrs
Humanity: -53,694
Rank: Mass Murderer

Murders: 57
Bandit Kills: 17
Deaths: 83
Zombies Killed: 1,130

I'm a bandit!
Seaweed wrote:
Mrzilvervis wrote:
You press your TS press to talk button everytime someone talks to you IRL while on a pc


:lol: I do this a lot


definately the worst habit in pc gaming right there, start talking to my mum about picking up dog shit, realise i've been keyed up the whole time :o


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 7:57 pm 
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IGN: DMZ
Current Life: 4.2 hrs
Time Alive: 66.2 hrs
Humanity: -4,386
Rank: Bandit

Murders: 6
Bandit Kills: 2
Deaths: 38
Zombies Killed: 2,150

I'm a bandit!
...you've just spent six hours lootcycling the barracks, got four Mk48's Mod 0, popped a tire on your car with all these guns, spent another two hours lootcycling for that and when you found the wheel, died to zombies.
( Truly asked myself wth I was doing right there)
...you see a giant metal ball on a stick and look around for military tents
...you watch DayZ videos while playing DayZ
...you own half the server's vehicles
...you start typing while hovering above a town in a helicopter you just spent six hours to fix


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 9:31 am 
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IGN: Murse
Current Life: 0.7 hrs
Time Alive: 34.9 hrs
Humanity: 3,770
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 0
Bandit Kills: 0
Deaths: 17
Zombies Killed: 146

I'm not a bandit!
WHEN YOU CAN FLY BACKWARDS IN A PLANE. YES OMEN I'M TALKING TO YOU.


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:43 am 
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IGN: Rousch
Current Life: 14.0 hrs
Time Alive: 228.2 hrs
Humanity: 2,875
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 10
Bandit Kills: 3
Deaths: 51
Zombies Killed: 1,834

Wearing a ghillie suit!
I'm not a bandit!
Murse wrote:
YES OMEN I'M TALKING TO YOU.


talking or yelling? WTS capslock key.



Omen IRL?

I know I play too much as I've dreamed about Dayz.


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:35 am 


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I AM SOOOO DOING THIS!!! ^


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 12:32 am 
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IGN: TheGaffer
Current Life: 1.3 hrs
Time Alive: 61.2 hrs
Humanity: -1,588
Rank: Bandit

Murders: 8
Bandit Kills: 4
Deaths: 29
Zombies Killed: 1,916

I'm a bandit!
You keep blood bags in your fridge... Just in case.

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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:24 am 
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Posts: 92

IGN: Sirus
Current Life: 0.5 hrs
Time Alive: 741.8 hrs
Humanity: 3,870
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 133
Bandit Kills: 60
Deaths: 333
Zombies Killed: 3,965

I'm not a bandit!
if you get in a car crash IRL and explain to the driver you had desync


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:39 pm 
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IGN: ownedtoast
Current Life: 1.9 hrs
Time Alive: 242.2 hrs
Humanity: 2,500
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 24
Bandit Kills: 9
Deaths: 103
Zombies Killed: 3,304

I'm not a bandit!
You hide behind trees a lot and crouch walk when in the open..


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 12:57 pm 
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IGN: MrZilvervis
Current Life: 0.1 hrs
Time Alive: 500.3 hrs
Humanity: -549,378
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 249
Bandit Kills: 170
Deaths: 259
Zombies Killed: 2,942

I'm a bandit!
Someone posts his bullet calibers and you instantly know which ammo type it is..


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 9:25 am 
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IGN: eberteby
Current Life: 9.8 hrs
Time Alive: 860.1 hrs
Humanity: -235,384
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 152
Bandit Kills: 159
Deaths: 352
Zombies Killed: 4,720

I'm a bandit!
You hear a chopper through your headset and start shouting CHOPPER CHOPPER untill 5 seconds later Tom sais : it is flying over my house.

Untill you hear a second chopper 5 minutes later and start shouting CHOPPER CHOPPER untill 5 seconds later Shortboy sias : it is flying over my house^^


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 11:24 am 
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IGN: Deathdude
Current Life: 0.1 hrs
Time Alive: 96.0 hrs
Humanity: 2,500
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 14
Bandit Kills: 7
Deaths: 26
Zombies Killed: 2,053

I'm not a bandit!
when you hear the faint drone of a hair dryer in the background, and you think its the low drone of a bi-plane flying around


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 5:56 pm 
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Posts: 293

IGN: TooHighToFly
Current Life: 0.0 hrs
Time Alive: 452.6 hrs
Humanity: -134,510
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 92
Bandit Kills: 68
Deaths: 127
Zombies Killed: 2,957

I'm a bandit!
Eberteby wrote:
You hear a chopper through your headset and start shouting CHOPPER CHOPPER untill 5 seconds later Tom sais : it is flying over my house.

Untill you hear a second chopper 5 minutes later and start shouting CHOPPER CHOPPER untill 5 seconds later Shortboy sias : it is flying over my house^^


I thought it was in game too until I looked out my window.


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 8:35 pm 
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Posts: 2
Location: Florida

IGN: McSlaughter
Current Life: 0.2 hrs
Time Alive: 6.4 hrs
Humanity: 2,500
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 0
Bandit Kills: 0
Deaths: 2
Zombies Killed: 276

I have a Mt. Dew on me!
I'm not a bandit!
You press G in another game to check your inventory and throw a grenade instead.


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 9:54 am 
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Posts: 158

IGN: Deathdude
Current Life: 0.1 hrs
Time Alive: 96.0 hrs
Humanity: 2,500
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 14
Bandit Kills: 7
Deaths: 26
Zombies Killed: 2,053

I'm not a bandit!
McSlaughter wrote:
You press G in another game to check your inventory and throw a grenade instead.


hehe, arma 3 anyone?


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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 10:30 pm 
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Posts: 122

IGN: Investoren
Current Life: 0.0 hrs
Time Alive: 574.8 hrs
Humanity: -293,162
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 153
Bandit Kills: 92
Deaths: 234
Zombies Killed: 7,180

I'm a bandit!
When you are outside IRL random places, and you see either a red golf lacking a wheel, a bicycle without wheels etc. and you snapchat a photo of it to a friend...

When you are in a shop, and you find the exactly same can of Baked Beans wich is in the game, and you buy it, and eat it for dinner...

When you are outside irl driving, you spot a helicopter, and you start following it in its direction to see if its gonna crash...

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 Post subject: Re: You know you play too much DayZ when....
PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:04 pm 


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I tossed this on reddit and pluged the server...hopefully we can get some more traffic, even a little.


http://cp.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1g ... add_yours/


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